when i look ahead...

i'll be a busy bee if i don't get that money.

i went to a salon today to have my hair done. a due was what i was looking to purchase, and i hoped to come out looking like a million bucks. when the lady was washing my hair, she said "i'm using redken for men on you" to which i replied "that's a relief." verily, that's what i replied, but read between the lines and what i was really saying was "that means nothing to me."

if someone asked me "a penny for your thoughts" i'd tell her to take a hike to the nearest factory, get a job at said factory, make some chedder, and then come back and offer up some actual money compensation for my thoughts. it's an insult to have someone say to my face that they value my thoughts at one cent each. i can't buy a gumball for one cent, and even the cheapest bouncy ball on the planet runs upwards of a dime, but here some person thinks i'm gonna go out of my way to share my thought for a penny... shoot, i do it for nothing here on the most remote outpost of the internet. i ought to delete everything i just typed.

gotta find me a fridge.